WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a bunch? Spill the beans. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second.